Friday, November 4, 2011

Fantastic Logic

Org. 11/4/11
    Once upon a time there was a princess.  She thought she must be a princess because she helped her father run a kingdom and made appearances to boost morale and acted hostess at the palace.  She was trained to act like a princess, to hold herself like a princess, to be a delegate to those outside the palace.  She was encouraged to pursue fulfilling education and careers for the benefit of the commoners. 
    Logic would have our heroine believe herself to be a princess.
The major premise:  Princesses are female members of a royal family.
Minor Premise: She is the daughter of a man who rules a kingdom.
Conclusion:  Because she is a female child of the man ruling the kingdom, she is a princess.
     However, because our heroine has been raised and educated as a princess she knows the evidence supporting the minor premise may not always line up with the major premise, leading to a break in the logic and failure of the deductive reasoning. If, for instance, her father was usurped and someone of another family was positioned to rule the kingdom, what then?  One can’t have stray, untagged princesses running amuck. They would taint the commoners causing discontentment.  Or, what if the royal family ceased to be a “family” or that she was somehow ostracized from the family? Could that technicality negate her princess-ship? 
     It just so happens, while in the process of forming these calculations, our heroine receives a message from the kingdom.  “Your father was inefficient at running a kingdom so we are removing him from power.  We request the attendance of his family at his sending off to exile.”  Options were few, so she paid her respects to her father and left the kingdom.  As she wandered far from her position of power she could feel the discontent growing.  The discontent was not her discontent, no, it stemmed from those around her.  Her now, supposed peers, saw through the meager disguise of poverty and hard work and sensed that here was someone used to power and honor.  Reactions were mixed.  Some were repulsed and afraid.  Others wanted to harness whatever power she did possess for their own gain. More than anything, our heroine noticed that she did not belong among them.  So, she set out to try again to be a princess. 
    She began further calculations. 
Major Premise: Princesses are female members of a royal family
Minor Premise: The wife of a prince is a member of the royal family
Conclusion:  Therefore, I will be a princess if I marry a prince.
    Now, perfectly ridiculous arguments can be logically correct.  And this was logically sound, albeit ridiculous, she thought, to hope that she could find a prince when she had no access to money and little to no allies in other kingdoms.  But, she thought, everything about her was trained and trusted to be a princess.  If she did not fight for the place she knew she belonged she would betray the sacred trust of her own soul. 
The problem was, our heroine had never seen or met a prince.  She had only seen pictures in fairy tales and museums.   The premises she set out she was unable to verify with fact.  Therefore, she proceeded with caution but decided the only way to find a prince was to test the validity of each logical conclusion.

… to be cont.

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